Illegals get First Class Ticket Home and £500

Just when you thought that this Government couldn’t possibly piss anymore taxpayers money down the bog, The Express comes to the rescue.

ILLEGAL immigrants who have been trying to sneak into the UK from France could be flown home to Afghanistan under a (not so) secret plan costing British taxpayers more than £1million a flight. That works out at £21,000 per seat for 50 immigrants per flight. 

I’m sorry but how on earth can it possibly cost that much? They’re having a fucking laugh aren’t they?

Here’s the real crackup… not only will the illegals be flown (obviously 1^st Class with sugar on top) all the way home, they are also going to be given £500 each to help them resettle which will add another £500,000 to the total bill. The total transport cost could be £20 million. Of course they could just use the £500 to bribe someone else to get them into the UK.

Mark Wallace of the TaxPayers’ Alliance said: “It is utterly unfair that the French have let these ­people get to Calais and now expect British taxpayers to pick up the bill. LET’S BE BLUNT ABOUT THIS, FRANCE LET THEM IN, THEY SHOULD DEAL WITH THEM!

“The failure of the French government to deal with illegal immigration and the EU’s open border policy are serious factors in causing it.” (This is all part of the Lisbon Treaty which Gordon Brown has signed us up for. Pity Cameron can't make up his mind whether we will get a referendum on it or not!).

Shadow Immigration Minister Damian Green said: “This will work only if the French and British governments can guarantee that these people will not be replaced by others.”  Well, no hope there unless the British Government make it quite clear that they will be given NO BENEFITS and WILL NOT BE HOUSED BUT DETAINED UNTIL DEPORTED!

A source close to the discussions said: “This scheme basically involves removing immigrants from France under cover of darkness to avoid anyone complaining it is either illegal or not done properly.” The controversial plan was first put forward in November last year but France pulled out, sparking a diplomatic row. The proposal has resurfaced just a week after a new state-funded “welcome centre” for refugees opened in Calais.  Oh, you mean that WELCOME CENTRE” that France has provided to tell immigrants how to milk the UK system?.

Meanwhile, Calais mayor Natacha Bouchard has proposed her own solution to the migrants on her streets by suggesting Britain should sign up to the Schengen Agreement, which allows anyone to travel between designated EU states, including France, without passports or visas.  OH YES, SHE’D LOVE THAT, THAT WOULD SOLVE THE WHOLE OF THE EU’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PROBLEMS, BECAUSE THEY WOULD ALL COME TO THE UK FOR THEIR BIT OF THE PIE!

She claims Britain’s soft-touch approach to asylum and the benefits culture are to blame for illegal immigration across the Channel. There are about 2,000 migrants living rough in the Calais region. Every night some try to get to Britain by sneaking on board lorries or trains.  SHE’S CORRECT OF COURSE AND THEY DON’T JUST SNEAK, THEY ATTACK AND THREATEN LORRY DRIVERS WITH WEAPONS.

What I find most amusing is that the three major parties just can't fathom why people are voting BNP! 

Duh!

UPDATE ARTICLE HERE

THIS IS THE LABOUR PARTY’S FAULT!

A terrified young mother claimed she was sexually assaulted by a UK-bound migrant in Calais while pushing her child in a pram. The Afghan refugee allegedly pounced on the frightened woman as she was returning from her local bakery.She said the man in his 30s grabbed her breasts and tried to force her to the ground, but fled when she began screaming in panic.

The attack allegedly happened in the rue de Garennes, close to the notorious woodland camp known as the jungle which is home to scores of bedraggled migrants. It comes after a London-based journalist was raped after she ignored warning not to venture into the squalid encampment.

Last summer, a Canadian student journalist - who cannot be named for legal reasons - travelled to the French port to interview migrants sleeping rough before trying to sneak into Britain.

In a separate incident on Tuesday, a Vietnamese migrant was killed and another seriously injured as they attempted to leap onto a lorry at a motorway rest area.

Two men in their 20s were thrown from the back of the truck as they tried to leap onto the rear trailer.One was crushed to death as the lorry reversed, and the other was hit hard by the rear bumper, police said.

Last month a migrant was struck by a 100mph train as he tried to make his way to Britain through the Channel tunnel on foot. 

Police in Calais said around ten illegal immigrants a year die as they make increasingly desperate attempts to reach Britain.