Jacqui said "Britain is finally safe, we can now relax". After spending over £3 million on counter-terrorism measures, we have at last proven their worth.
THE TERRORISTS WITH THEIR LETHAL .. ERRR RODS!
Martin Kallus and Mick Radomski have spend hours in the cells being interrogated by the "terror squad". They had their fingerprints and DNA taken and after 10 hours they were released. "They were trying to disrupt aircraft with laser pens", said Jacqui "and they said it was to frighten the ducks, do they think we are stupid?".
"We will hang them out to dry with their Perch" , said Jacks...
I still think alert Britons are better than dopey ones worried about Jade and the polar bears...
ReplyDeleteMr Radomski, a father-of-three who also lives in Woodley, felt 'humiliated'
ReplyDeleteI hope he sues their arses of for unlawfull arrest. Though let's not forget that anglers in general are considered fair game to the Righteous, Picene Rights and all that.
Reminds me of a conversation I had with a neighbours lad when the anti-hunt laws were being brought in.
" What are you going to do to support them ? " I asked.
" What's it to do with me, I'm a sea angler, not a tory toff hunter, ?"
" Yeah well, maybe you will be next " and thus they are.
I was looking at some Google pics of ministers with a view to doing some cartoons and JS seemed especially difficult because she does not always seem to be the same person. There is a goofy one, a pleasant but harrassed housewify one and relatively sophisticated one. Horrible thought, are there three Jacqui Smiths?
ReplyDeletePS Apart from the hunting stuff, I am barking mad about little fish etc, like your blogs.